The uncensored version of Lil Kim’s How Many Licks video has been removed from YouTube, and I don’t even know how to deal with that. I mean, it was there! It’s been there for ages! I needed that video. It has been removed in the last two weeks and I don’t understand why. Just why. What changed? Did some law change? How? Fucken Obama.

And the censored version is there but what’s the point? There are entire sentences bleeped out. It doesn’t make sense without sentences like “cum in my mouth” or “ate my pussy” or “big ass dick and hurricane tongue” peppered about the place. “Niggaz grab your meat”, come on. I need that. I need that in my life.

What’s the point of all this anymore. “My shit come in flavours, high class niggaz gots to spend paper”. Can’t you just picture the Dowager Countess of Grantham saying that?