I just bumped into my friend’s ex-girlfriend’s housemates in the street, who tried to rope me into a long ass small talk session, and the whole time I’m thinking are you joking?

Have I ever even been told your names? I don’t even remember where your house is, I’ve been there like twice! Both times drunk after parties ‘n’ shit, and you were just there.

You don’t give a shit about my NYE plans and I certainly don’t want to hear about yours. Fucking shut up! Just shut up! Shut the fuck up. Why are you trying to shake hands with me!

I’m walking away now thinking how I will never, ever bump into these people again, and how there would have been zero consequences whatsoever if I had stopped, smiled, and told them to go fuck themselves. It would never get back to me! I could’ve done it!

“Go fuck yourselves you pieces of shit”.

Perfectly nice people.